this is my movie

sociology major//lacto-ovo vegetarian
feminist//true hufflepuff

Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.
— Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)


Gorgeous Victorian house aglow for Halloween


I can’t wait for everything to be Halloweeny View high resolution

I can’t wait for everything to be Halloweeny

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drake is gonna write a song called “the chair” and its gonna drop at number one where he’s just rapping about his experience in that video seeing gods he doesn’t even believe in

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Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

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when you look around at your tacoless life and you’re just like “meh, needs more tacos”

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


Perfect answer is perfect.

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