this is my movie

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ih8religion:

When I was a young boy, I had often wondered how Cain & Abel were able to populate the world.  For a while, I assumed they just had sex with their mom, Eve.  I also had once believed that God allowed Abel to carry children (for Cain) to term… that would certainly explain why one ended up killing the other later on in life (read: jealously).  Just make shit up - it doesn’t matter!  It’s just the bible!

Thanks for the submission, viscountusagi.

-Tyler
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I always fucking wonder about this! Because one minute it’s like we had two sons, and then other people start showing up. And then they don’t wanna mix with the other people of other villages. But Adam and Eve were the only ones God created… how the fuck did those other people get on Earth then?!

ih8religion:

Ha!!  I almost spat out a perfectly good mouthful of chardonnay!!  Hilarious,  doodletonks.

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ahahahah

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friendlyatheist:

Found this to be extremely funny….

well, look at that. it’s still there…

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ih8religion:

My friend Sandra share this website with me - Bible or Qu’ran!  As you can see from my score, I found it to be quite challenging.

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well this was interesting…

avenuemuse:

Hahaha but they have faith!!!!!!!!